"My Most Devastating Professional Experience"

- Alec Baldwin on failing to win the SAG Award for Nuremberg in 2000.

Liberal Pussies Want Our Boys Playing With Fidget Spinners Instead Of Japanese Throwing Stars

Local Man Sleeps Through All Alarms; Owes Guilty Thank You to that Amber Alert.

5 Ways To Tell Your Parents That You're Keeping Hermit Crabs In Their Cereal Box

Solidarity: These Allies Burst Their Own Eardrums Upon Hearing Noise Has Been Cancelled

Breaking: Every Text You Drafted In Notes App Was Just Shared via Your Mother's Facebook Page

Wild! Barack Obama revealed to be long-running Giancarlo Esposito character

Tik Tok Challenge: Spell Out Your Parent’s Social Security Numbers With These Trendy Dance Moves

United Airlines Giving Free Tickets To EVERYONE That Shares This Post AND Submits To The Mark Of The

If Amelia Earhart Were Alive Today Who Would She Have Voted For?!

Liberal Pussies Want Our Boys Playing With Fidget Spinners Instead Of Japanese Throwing Stars

My Dog Is Trying To Communicate With Me From Hell

No tags yet.

Nashville-born, New York-based | Writer • Filmmaker