My Dog Is Trying To Communicate With Me From Hell
"In the midst of his eternal suffering, my Jack Russel Terrier keeps showing up in my dreams."
Nihilist Vegan Sagittarius Scientologist Aquatic Mammal That Can't Eat Gluten Grain or Fruit and
"I categorize myself to be unique. It's like hashtags but in real life."
Scientist Thought He Cured Cancer, But Actually Moonlight Won Best Picture
"It was pretty awkward at first, but let's be honest, we all knew they deserved the win. Congrats guys!"
ISIS Lays Down Arms After Stunning One-Act Play "Why We Fightin?" Really Hits Home
"So many points I'd never considered. Theater can really change the world, one Jihadist at a time."
Quiz: Are These Hotdogs Or A Burn Victim?
The answers won't surprise you.
Opinion: The Voices In My Head Should Really Start a Podcast
"Really diverse opinions and a great central theme in wanting me to kill my wife."
"Smart Water" Found To Cause Autism
"Yeah that was a bit of a nasty shock for us." - CEO of Smart Water Tech
Studies Show Swearing In Front Of Kids Fights Childhood Obesity
"It sounds crazy, but a few 'you're a fat fuck!'s thrown at my son everyday really gets him out of the house more." - Proud Father
