I Want To Return Your Book To You, But My Grandfather's Soul Has Taken Possession Of It
"Somewhere around chapter 6 you can hear him screaming."
Local Man Sleeps Through All Alarms; Owes Guilty Thank You to that Amber Alert.
"I Sure Hope That Little Girl Is Okay, But I Definitely Couldn't Miss This Presentation!"
Honest, Offbeat Response to "How's it going?" Fails to Spark Meaningful Conversation.
"Shits going really shitty right now. and stuff sucks, ya know? It's just like, a lot."
