5 Ways To Tell Your Parents That You're Keeping Hermit Crabs In Their Cereal Box
#1: Serve them bowls of cereal and just before pouring the milk, speak into the bowl "heeeeere comes the ocean Terry". #2: Submit...
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Nashville-born, New York-based | Writer • Filmmaker
Satire, musings, and literary pornography.
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