Liberal Pussies Want Our Boys Playing With Fidget Spinners Instead Of Japanese Throwing Stars

"My boy Adam should be spinning ancient weapons of lethal warfare, not just the latest fad." Terry, Concerned Father.

"As a teacher, there is an educational value in playing with toys that represent timelessness and varied culture." Melissa, 2nd Grade Teacher

"I lost two fingers at mid-west regional Asian weapons conventions due to mishandling throwing stars." Richie, Southern Indiana Sanitation Worker