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Ben Carson till the bitter end.

"My boy Adam should be spinning ancient weapons of lethal warfare, not just the latest fad." Terry, Concerned Father.

"As a teacher, there is an educational value in playing with toys that represent timelessness and varied culture." Melissa, 2nd Grade Teacher

"I lost two...

Handling material of dire complexity that perhaps should have been studied more, the White House proves this week it's really in touch with millennial college students bullshitting their way through exams and papers they've pretended they were ready for all semester.

"In the midst of his eternal suffering, my Jack Russel Terrier keeps showing up in my dreams."

"I categorize myself to be unique. It's like hashtags but in real life."

"It was pretty awkward at first, but let's be honest, we all knew they deserved the win. Congrats guys!"

 "So many points I'd never considered. Theater can really change the world, one Jihadist at a time."

The answers won't surprise you.

"Really diverse opinions and a great central theme in wanting me to kill my wife."