Satire, musings, and literary pornography.

July 10, 2017

In affiliation with Quiznos Sandwiches and the Prince Of Darkness, United Airlines is proud to offer free tickets to anywhere in the world to everyone that shares this amazing offer and commits their soul to Lucifer himself. First class upgrades available at the ticket...

June 26, 2017

"My boy Adam should be spinning ancient weapons of lethal warfare, not just the latest fad." Terry, Concerned Father.

"As a teacher, there is an educational value in playing with toys that represent timelessness and varied culture." Melissa, 2nd Grade Teacher

"I lost two...

May 17, 2017

Handling material of dire complexity that perhaps should have been studied more, the White House proves this week it's really in touch with millennial college students bullshitting their way through exams and papers they've pretended they were ready for all semester.

March 29, 2017

"In the midst of his eternal suffering, my Jack Russel Terrier keeps showing up in my dreams."

March 27, 2017

"It was pretty awkward at first, but let's be honest, we all knew they deserved the win. Congrats guys!"

March 26, 2017

 "So many points I'd never considered. Theater can really change the world, one Jihadist at a time."

March 25, 2017

The answers won't surprise you.

March 16, 2017

"Really diverse opinions and a great central theme in wanting me to kill my wife."

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Girault Seger is a Brooklyn based writer.

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