
Ancestry results for white family come back "Problematic"
"Look what do you want me to say" the CEO of Ancestry said in a statement. "When we get DNA samples from the dixie south we're a little...

Tik Tok Challenge: Spell Out Your Parent’s Social Security Numbers With These Trendy Dance Moves
Bored in the house and you're in the house bored?! Go grab your mom's purse and have some fun! First to a million likes gets a free Tesla...

United Airlines Giving Free Tickets To EVERYONE That Shares This Post AND Submits To The Mark Of The
In affiliation with Quiznos Sandwiches and the Prince Of Darkness, United Airlines is proud to offer free tickets to anywhere in the...

If Amelia Earhart Were Alive Today Who Would She Have Voted For?!
Ben Carson till the bitter end.

Liberal Pussies Want Our Boys Playing With Fidget Spinners Instead Of Japanese Throwing Stars
"My boy Adam should be spinning ancient weapons of lethal warfare, not just the latest fad." Terry, Concerned Father. "As a teacher,...

White House Struggles Through Tough Finals Week Like The Rest of Us
Handling material of dire complexity that perhaps should have been studied more, the White House proves this week it's really in touch...

My Dog Is Trying To Communicate With Me From Hell
"In the midst of his eternal suffering, my Jack Russel Terrier keeps showing up in my dreams."

Nihilist Vegan Sagittarius Scientologist Aquatic Mammal That Can't Eat Gluten Grain or Fruit and
"I categorize myself to be unique. It's like hashtags but in real life."

Scientist Thought He Cured Cancer, But Actually Moonlight Won Best Picture
"It was pretty awkward at first, but let's be honest, we all knew they deserved the win. Congrats guys!"

ISIS Lays Down Arms After Stunning One-Act Play "Why We Fightin?" Really Hits Home
"So many points I'd never considered. Theater can really change the world, one Jihadist at a time."